All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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