great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm getting married
To pizza
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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