I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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