the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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