so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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