If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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