I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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