they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I will be naked everywhere
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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