we have pet lesbian snakes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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