thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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