TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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