Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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