thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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