Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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