i permit you to call me
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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