The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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