At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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