And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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