her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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