Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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