A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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