People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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