she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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