Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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