Barsexuality is the new black.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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