Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
After tacos, we're chasing women.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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