So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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