Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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