big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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