): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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