Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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