we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
tell me about the eggs
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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