In the future we'll all be gay
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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