just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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