i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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