sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
