Small penises have feelings too.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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