i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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