I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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