we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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