I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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