You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
