Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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