The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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