Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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