YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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