I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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