They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
