so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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