just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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