were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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