Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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