Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
