I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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