hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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