We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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