An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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