he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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